Dragon sits on a floor littered with a horde of gold coins and jewels. Oh, no, No! Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? I'm still afraid of the dark. A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. then I ate some rotten berries. The dragon appears to be flattered by Donkey's compliments. That's bad! Nothing would make--. Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. FIONA: Wait--where are you going? FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! Shrek snatches the deed out of the hands of a guard and walks away. Fiona quickly rips the arrow out of Shrek's butt with one great pull. Shrek takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel of beer behind him. Your flying days are over. I didn't know you wrote poetry. Take a look at me. Donkey catches up to them. DONKEY: What do you mean? Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. I see what's goin' on here. Right? End of story. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. But you should. Fiona looks at Donkey, cloaked in shadows, from up above on a platform. FIONA: II don'tthere's something I have to tell you. FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? Fiona is still awake, plucking at petals from the sunflower. T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. FARQUAAD: Indeed. I'll see you drawn and quartered! Donkey falls asleep by the fire outside. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Captain, assemble your finest men. DONKEY: All right, all right. The Merry Man shoots an arrow at Fiona but she ducks out of the way. Every night I become this. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. Just go on in and tell her how you feel. She picks it up and looks around, then heads back inside and closes the door. Shrek lets out a loud belch. DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. (walks towards the castle). There's no time. Why don't you just go ask her? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Understand? DONKEY: I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. That's why I'm better off alone. Just let me off, please! It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. There is no such thing as a "Shrek script google doc." Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy film loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William Steig. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? Shrek slides past the knights and uses a spear like a hockey stick to knock one of his feet. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! Does anyone know the Heimlich?! SHREK: (chuckles) You know, you're not exactly what I expected. He huffed and he puffed and hesigned an eviction notice. I ain't saying anything. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Now it's my turn! For emotional support. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. MERRYMEN: He's mad, he's really, really mad! (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? She looks down at him with disgust, and then averts her attention to the window. Shrek has built a fire and is cooking something on a spit while Fiona eats. FIONA: A little unorthodox I'll admit. DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. -Twenty pieces. How about that? In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! I love Duloc, first of all. FARQUAAD: Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me--for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. Wait a minute! Post author By ; Post date how to find total revenue on a graph; neighbourhood liverpool dress code . There's no our. But that's why we gotta stick together. I don't give permission to-- hey! DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. (to Donkey) You! This is not dignified! There are those who thinklittle of him. The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. & MAN&3& Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforit'sb read.&& & Shreksneaks&up&behind&themand&laughs.& The princess and the unknown man land on a limb high above in the trees It is none other than Monsieur Hood, also known as Robin Hood. It's a compliment. Shrek traces the constellation with his finger. SHREK: Look. Shrek picks him up and throws him over his shoulder, and the three continue on their journey. No! VILLAGER 1: Whoa. Just look at that sunset. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. (Walks passed Donkey). Shrek grabs Fiona once again and takes off running towards the direction of the dragon's roar. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. As they continue to talk Fiona keeps grabbing after the arrow as Shrek dodges her attempts. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! All right then. Fiona walks off, seemingly in a better mood than yesterday. I heard enough last night. SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. They stop for a moment as Shrek figures out which direction to go. That's the last thing on my mind. Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. Another man is shown walking down the hallway towards a set of doors. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona away. Suddenly Dragon lands nearby and the guards flee in terror. Shrek yelps and jumps away. Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun. PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Three! DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! Donkey: Yes, roomie? Shrek and Fiona kiss and the kiss fades into their wedding kiss. He's the one who wants to marry you. Me neither. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? FIONA: I can't just marry whoever I want. DONKEY: Yes, my half. Finally all the knights are down. FIONA: No kidding. You know you are quite a decorator. MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? SHREK: Why do you want to talk about it? And don't look down. DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! 65m. The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. Her expression changes from confusion to horror as Monsieur Hood sings the last line: MONSIEUR HOOD: I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart, keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start Fiona swings down from the tree limb and kicks Monsieur Hood in the head, knocking him unconscious. SHREK: Hey! Don't die Shrek. The big shiny one, right there. FIONA: Well then why didn't he come rescue me? Too quiet. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. DONKEY: Cool. DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. Shrek challenges Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the others to spend the night in Lord Farquaad's haunted castle telling scary stories. Back there. DONKEY: Why don't you want to talk about it? Just beautiful. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. She tries to sneak away, but a wood plank breaks and she falls down with a crash. They tell stories. [Gasping] Shrek: [Laughs] [Laughing] And stay out! Shrek: Alone. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him. Deeper in the woods, Donkey is hurriedly searching for the flower. She called me a noble steed. The bed's taken. DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! DONKEY: Right. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? SHREK: That! . Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. You're comin' with me. Fiona starts a playful shoving match with Shrek, with Shrek ultimately flinging her into the bushes. SHREK: Oh, hey! She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. SHREK: It's quiet. FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. Ha, ha! DONKEY: You know what I think? Shrek sits on the hill and gazes out at Duloc until nightfall. Don't look down. That's another thing we have in common. [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. I'm the gingerbread man! He continues on. PUSS Okay. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed. FIONA: Donkey! DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. Lord Farquaad? -Get up! Very clean. Nobody! We can keep going. The crowd gasps and one person faints. Shrek burns his foot trying to stomp out the campfire, so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out. Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then reaches to move the boulder back in front of the entrance. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. Though a bit startled, she is ecstatic to see her knight-in-shining armor. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. The dragon is just about to eat Donkey when Shrek grabs ahold of its tail. She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. They both shrug at each other. I am eternally in your debt. SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. Shrek heaves a deep sigh. Captain of the Guards: Next! Two! Shrek walks in another direction. But you can become one. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? Don't let them do this! The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. FARQUAAD: Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding Shrek initially seems taken aback by Lord Farquaad's harsh comment, but he quickly brushes it off and turns his attention towards Fiona. See?! I'll never be stubborn again. SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Soft music plays in the background. My mouth was open and everything. I'm king! Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. Take love's true form. Or something! FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! SHREK: Yeah, my swamp! Now my patience has reached its end! DONKEY: (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uhreally tall? Shrek and Fiona both walk off in separate direction. I mean we really should get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even pen pals. FIONA: Of course, you are. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. What are you gonna do with that? (jumps down to the table). Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. I told ya I'd find it. FIONA: Shrek! A quest to get my swamp back. She smiles, clears her throat, and holds out a handkerchief. As he is let into the room by two guards, we can see that the man is abnormally short. What is that? The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. Try the veal! Shrek gestures towards the group and Fiona stands with her mouth wide. DONKEY: Wow. Shrek, now disguised as a knight in shining armor walks off further into the castle. A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. FIONA: Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. GINGY: Eat me! SHREK: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. He starts shaking it to try and relapse it from the pulley. LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. A hideous creature! Hapaya! DONKEY: Hey, don't look at me. You rescued me! That's bad. SHREK: (sigh) Okay, fine. In front of the gate is a series of ropes hung in a maze for crowd control. I ain't playing no games. DONKEY: All right, all right. There is a montage of their journey. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? SHREK: Who's hungry? His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. DONKEY: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I'm a real boy. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 5. by . Give me another chance! All of you, move it! Fiona gives Hood a one-handed push and jams her finger into his chest. FIONA: "By night one way, by day another. FIONA: Sure. I've heard enough. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. Fiona is lowered to the ground and Shrek runs up to her. SHREK: What you're doing is the opposite of help. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. After a brief silence, Shrek comes up of the outhouse. Hmm? He throws the flower down and walks away. Shrek grabs Donkey in one arm and then grabs Princess Fiona, who has wandered into the room, with the other arm as he runs past her. The masked man is dunking what looks to be a small person into the glass of milk. As he walks off biting it, she licks her fingers. Donkey jumps after them. Shrek is about to take a bite when he hears a creaking noise. SHREK: Okay, fine. Shrek sighs in frustration and then begins pushing his way through the ropes. Don't look down. FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. She looks up again to see Shrek stomping towards her. The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. This is really good. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. I'll find those stairs. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. You should ask him that when we get there. That's right, fool! One? SHREK: Just keep moving. SHREK: No! Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. No. Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. A masked man is pouring a glass of milk. FIONA: You did it! Slow down, baby, please. I can change. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Hold on now. As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. Later that night Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. Horses, kegs of beer, arrow targets, and other equipment are scattered about. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. This was not Shrek's intention. Shrek and Donkey gaze out into the crater. Look, there's Bloodnut the Flatulent. The whole congregation laughs. Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. Fiona sheepishly smiles at Shrek. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Kick it to the curb. An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. FARQUAAD: Beast, I'll make you regret the day we met! SHREK: We? FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. -Oh! Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. You know what else? Uh, remember when you said that ogres have layers? And I'm not goin' out there by myself. See that's your half, and this is my half. This one's full. (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number three, my lord! I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Suddenly it was all clear to Donkey. FIONA: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. That's my tail! This one's full. FIONA: I have to. The Big Bad Wolf and a wizard point at each other. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. Oh. DONKEY: Oh, yeah. SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? Run! I did half the work. Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. Don't get all slobbery. There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. SHREK: Oh, really? The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. I heard the two of you talking. SEQ. Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. And that's when you say, "I object!". FARQUAAD: Outrageous! FARQUAAD: I will have order! japanese kids landscape minimal mortal mouth muppet natural nerd nice night nose octopus original outer space parody patterned people pet pink plant popular rainbow romantic . Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. (bites into Shrek's ear), GORDER: Blah! (laughs). No, no, no. FARQUAAD: Oh! Get up! DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. Get him! Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. FARQUAAD: An ogre and a princess! They forgive each other! DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! The crowd gasps, but before he can make a move Shrek puts him in a full-nelson hold. FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! Donkey makes ready to run over and pull the lever again but Shrek quickly grabs him by the tail. Well, guess what! They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. Hold on. SHREK: (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside! Fiona pulls her arm from Shrek's grip. Farquaad arrives on horseback, appearing taller than usual, along with an escort of guards. She thinks I'm a steed. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. FIONA: And what of my groom-to-be? The guards shout out different numbers while Farquaad frantically tries to decide. She reverts her attention back to the long-awaited Lord Farquaad. Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp. My swamp! Well then who was she talking about? DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. (yanks the wreath off Donkey's head). Good night. As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arena, Donkey hums the Duloc theme song. It breaks free of its ropes and begins to roll. You'll beg for death to save you! I am Lord Farquaad. Shrek, I'm gonna die. DONKEY: (Jumping up and down) Oh! SHREK: No, no! FIONA: No! (laughs). Have at him! Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. Oh, God, I can't do this! DONKEY: (Nervously to himself) Okay, don't look down. Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Dragon lifts Donkey up with her hand. FIONA: You're -- you're wonderful. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! and set down in front of her. Donkey faints and falls into a pile of leaves. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. SHREK: Stop singing! DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. Look, I-- I talked to her last night She's --. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. You were saying? Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture, both of which are dumbfounded. DONKEY: She wasn't talkin' about you. Gender-Swapping. You're right. FARQUAAD: Silence! Hey! GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. GINGERBREAD MAN: God bless us, every one. Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering. Calm down! Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. Shrek jumps over and approaches the bridge, with Donkey joining in behind him. It's no wonder why movie fans won't let go of the idea of Shrek 5. Move it along. Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". Farquaad seems confused but watches on silently. Come on, baby. Fiona looks at Donkey and freezes with panic. Shrek shakes the torch until the dwarf falls into a pond. It's disgusting! DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? Hey, what are you doing? In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. This way! DONKEY: Cool. Her sad look turns to bitterness. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You don't wanna listen to me. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees melike this. DONKEY: Slow down. Please! Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. MONSIEUR HOOD: Break it down. my bad, he screamed the new testament of the bible. Couldn't have been the donkey. She was talkin' aboutuhsomebody else. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek . Oh, no! Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. No one answers. Ha, ha! Two! FIONA: Well that's what they always say and thenthenthen the next thing you know, you're on your back. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. I'll find us some dinner. -I'm not a puppet. Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). I'm an ogre! Do you know the muffin man? Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. The arrow flies past her and towards Donkey, who jumps into Shrek's arms to get out of the way. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? His back is to a Princess Fiona, laying upright on the bed near the window. SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc. I'm lookin' down! Listen to me! DONKEY: I'll tell you why. DONKEY: (still aimed at her stomach) Listen, keep breathing! Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. DONKEY: Hey, that's what friends are for, right? He does. Scared Shrekless. I'm the stair master. SHREK: (to Donkey) That wasn't in the job description. The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. FIONA: Sunset?! DONKEY: No. -Please, don't turn me in. (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. Princess, where are you? Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. Oh, how rude. That's my princess! They head off. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" Dragon lets out a defeated cry, then gives a sad whimper. Dragon picks him up by the tail in her mouth and happily carries him off. Shrek is wary, while Donkey is downright terrified. GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! SHREK: Oh, no. Hey, wait a minute! THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. FIONA: But wait, Sir Knight! You are what you eat, I said. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. FIONA: Please. SHREK: Oh, yeah! The mirror shows a portrait of Snow White in her slumber. DONKEY: Man, I like you. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! The audience goes wild. Parfaits. You are ugly. FIONA: Oh! FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. DONKEY: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX The crowd boos. Ogres have layers! Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. No! Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. Ah! SHREK: Yeah. MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. DONKEY: Ah! (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). Hang on now. FIONA: No! 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