Vince: Hey Naboo. Mmm. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. it? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Quick, run! Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Fashion may come and go. Quotes. Spider Dijon: Now I'm going to rewind you-like the b*tch you are! Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. Circumference? Made from the tears of Robert Smith. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. He always say "Please, Bollo. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! I'll make you a cup of tea. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Destination: Alaska. It hurts. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? I like that book. They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. He sounds like a dick. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. Vince Noir: Yeah. I've got so much to give. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Noel is a . No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. The Hitcher: [randomly playing chords on the piano] EELS! He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, yrumpets and spanners. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? 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From the Mod Wolves to the Tundra Rap, they give us some really catchy music as well as comedy. Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. Don't run around the house in a little car. Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. and our Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. Somebody clear this sick away. , Howard Moon: I dont accessorize. Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. You've liquified me, you slags! Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. Block it out. All a bit too busy. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. The Mighty Boosh Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Anthrax and Ebola - The Gothic girls (played by. You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. Jab up this joker! Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. As big as a garage. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. Check out our mighty boosh quotes selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our digital prints shops. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) You know? Two for fringe. Oh my Gooooooooooood! Tony Harrison: Come on! It burns! Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. One for height. Vince: They never found his body? And of course, these excellent new names. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! This is obsolete. Saboo, you slag! The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten! Howard: Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about. Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. 26 of Stewart Lees most gloriously acerbic jokes Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! Miso! "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." Others say its more of a seventy-thirty split. Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. Pie and mash up! Vince: Yeah. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Nanageddon: Season 2, Episode 3 Airdate: August 9, 2005 Written by: Julian Barratt . Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Soup! The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Vince: Just punch the big mouse. It doesn't mean anything. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Slam it down. Howard: Stardom? Naboo: This is Liquid Music. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. I know how to deal with them. Reporting on what you care about. Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists Mr Rogers the Cobra: [Vince is speaking a random language trying to talk to Mr Rogers] Speak English fool, your face is confusing enough. That's the agreement. Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Howard Moon: Er, no. [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Howard Moon: I don't like people touching me. There's a simple truth to you. Crouton! Very visually noisy, your face. But don't worry alright? It burns. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Howard, Howard? It was air-tight in there. Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! A concept is formulating! He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. How dare you even speak of the crunch. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. What is Yorkshire? Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! Rudy: My name is Rudy. Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. I've got so much to give! Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. The moon. I once looked at a hedge. Come on. That's it. Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. Howard Moon: How dare you? 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Funk. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Boosh! Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. I'm blazin'! 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. The Shaman Council assembles. Tony Harrison: How dare you. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Howard Moon: I do many things. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? What have you been doing? Ooo. GMAT coaching in Chandigarh/Punjab Read More. [cuts to a game of Pong for a few seconds], Howard Moon: We've got to get a thousand Euros by midnight or we're dead! Charlie is genius, right, he's made of a million pieces of old bubblegum. ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . Flying Saucers. Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? Howard Moon: You? It was too hot in L.A and he melted, like a pink b*tch. Oh cheese. What about the zoo? Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. Working out to hot be-bop. Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Oh cheese. So don't ever be doing that to me. director of photography Film Editing by Alan Levy Production Design by "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Why didn't ya tell me? Starring What goes around, comes around. Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. I can rest my drinks on your heads. Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. Can he get out? I couldn't hear the beat Staggerin about on me old mans feet I had one foot in the grave But now I'm nu rave! Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. Howard Moon: So? Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. You're supposed to be a zookeeper! Howard Moon remains where he is. NO! 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. Soup, soup a spicey. Howard Moon: What? "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". The Inuits didn't mind. You fear jazz! Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. That wasn't me! Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/ [suck in air] ! Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? You just killed the wrong geezer! Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? You see a peanut? Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Juli 2005 und dem 30. A fantabulous television programme 3. This video is currently unavailable. Many have failed. Like that. Johnny Two Hats: I'm Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. But now I'm nu rave! This excellent advice:. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. 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