It’s not license to tell me what textures you don’t enjoy. It’s hard to see if you’ve been born and raised here, but when you come from somewhere else, it’s so obvious the abundance in this country. Like, lately, there’s been a lot of skirmishes in America.

Its introduction scene debuted in 2017 on ABC Australia and on the link station, Comedy Central. Other stuff happens. Everybody loves us. Google Maps says that the subway will be 59 minutes. Slamming against him… And he looks at me and he’s like, “Get the fuck in the…” I was like, “Shit!

Faster Prime. You can’t help but wonder… how did these guys go from rape, torture, and human experimentation to Pokémon…, …in one generation? Let’s go to the Beautiful Country.

No hatred. It’s weird because it’s true. Not just Russian bots. He later moved to Australia where he, in the end, started his career. Manifest destiny!”. “They don’t give a fuck. And I think outside of America, we think of America as like a monolith. All right? Yeah, New York City, it’s a great city, but by any objective measure, it’s like… it’s just barbaric, right? Yes, I worry about my lungs — I’m very paranoid. In 2016 also co-created and starred in his own TV comedy pilot “Ronny Chieng: International Student” on ABC (Australia) which won  Short Film Production of the Year at the 16th Screen Producers Australia Awards and was nominated for Best Comedy Programme at the Asian Television Awards 2016 in Singapore. They did that!” And if you grew up in Singapore and Malaysia with that swirling around your head, and you go visit Japan for the first time, right, with a lifetime of that stuff still in your head, and you’re in Japan, and everyone’s super polite and friendly, and there’s, like, Sailor Moon, right? Ronny has shown up in celebrations and different occasions where he executed as an entertainer.

Malaysian-born Ronny, who many know as a writer on The Daily Show or as Eddie Cheng in Crazy Rich Asians, has been living in New York with his wife for the past few years. Fuck turkey. It recounts to the narrative of Ronny and his companions while they were at the University of Melbourne. At present, Ronny Chieng has an estimated net worth of $3 million. Because that shit was forged in the heat of battle. In fact, the only way you can experience more joy, is if you organize those three weddings as far away from your physical location as possible. It’s like, iPhone, iPad, laptop, TV… [exhales] …and an Apple Watch. So much stuff. No, You Can’t also at Melbourne, Australia which saw a colossal crowd up to around 1,400 individuals in participation. He did it for someone else!

As the train runs over you, it starts going after your family, right? It’s like another East Coast state, it’s like something in Latin. Fuck!”, It’s like genetic PTSD, right?

-We’ll save some money.”, So, I’m sending these things out, and on the back of the invite, my wife is like, “You have to put your email address on the back of the invite so my friends can email in their dietary requirements.”. I love my wife so much, I married her three times. And you’re expecting, “All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies.” But instead, it’s the same hand grabbing people by the pussy. They just take it and then just throw it away. Ronny Chieng Wants to "Destroy America" in His Stand-Up Comedy Special With Netflix, This Dad Is Basically Ron Swanson — And Nick Offerman Agrees, Asian NBA Star Snaps Back In The Best Way After Criticism Over His Dreadlocks. Or I order Hong Kong style milk tea. Like, in 50 years, we’re gonna look at the internet the same way we look at smoking right now. Right? My wife says that I have tone issues, so… [audience groans] Everything I say sounds sarcastic or angry.

[audience laughs] On target every time. So, at 3:00 p.m. on the Friday of the flight, my wife calls me, and she’s, like– In The Daily Show office, she calls me, and she’s like… “Why aren’t you on your way to the airport?” At this point, my wife is in Australia, and my wife calls me at 3:00 p.m. in the Midtown Manhattan Daily Show office, and she says, “Why aren’t you on your way to the airport?” And I say, “Why would I go to the airport at 3:00 p.m. for a 10:00 p.m. flight?”, And my wife immediately starts crying. He began stand-up parody expertly when he moved to Australia. Restaurants, homes, hotels, everyone has one, and it works. This is overrated. New York City is like the Mecca.

Not in America. ... Ken Jeong met his wife Tran back in medical school. But for the moment, can we just focus on positive energy and solutions only? And I’m like a conversation Precog at this point. Why don’t you have a baby?
Relax Station in Chinatown or All Seasons Body Work. We need it, Prime. It’s too far away. And if it’s a domestic flight, if you get there an hour beforehand, you’re good. Thank you. I can’t eat lettuce. We’re not customizing meals for weak genes! How much less energy can we use… to get what we want? Let’s just find the nearest landmark in Malaysia everyone can pronounce with the most direct flights. All right, you never see Chinese people walking around just going, “Hey, yo. I’m like, “Take my hand, train gods, for safe passage. [angrily] I had a great wedding.

Ronny Chieng is a Malaysian comedian, correspondent, and actor. It means if you eat this, you could die.

I was like, “Get the fuck out of my house!” I took my luggage and I put my tux in there, one t-shirt, and one sock, ’cause there was gonna be a crazy after-party, and then I zipped up my luggage, and I ran downstairs.