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In this song, Brad was made to choose between fishing and his lady, and his response is that he’ll miss her when she goes away. Funny country lines: Well I’m gonna miss her. But she just won’t leave him alone. [])). In this song, Billy Currington tells his wife about how much his dog loves him and how he wishes his wife could be just like his furry companion. Climb in my bed and I'll take you for a ride Instead, it’s referring to a guy who thinks his girl only likes him for how well he can sing Willie Nelson’ Whiskey River. Last but not the least is probably the most popular comedic country song that even people who don’t listen to country music would know about. Funny country lines: But I think she only loves me for my Willie, But it’s better than my Haggard and my Jones, 4. 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In this song, Johnny Sings as a boy named Sue who hates his father for giving his such an awful name. Cliquez sur FaceBook pour nous rejoindre. Everything was fine and dandy before you got married and then BAM! CTRL + SPACE for auto-complete. Funny country lines: She only bitches when she breathes, Only thing she blows is my money and dreams. Locking hubs to take you through a deep rut Buck Owens – Who’s Gonna Mow Your Grass. [])), +((!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![]+[])+(+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![]+!![])+(!+[]-(!![]))+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])-[])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]))/+((!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![]+!![]+[])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])-[])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])-[])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!![]+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![])+(!+[]+(!![])+!![]+!! You have entered an incorrect email address! 'Cause I'm a country boy, I got a four-wheel drive 'Cause I'm a country boy Un animateur de Danses Country, c’est qui, c’est quoi ? Funny country lines: Yeah, and I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed, Too much lipstick and, ah, too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused, And I like my women just a little on the trashy side, 3. A nice little country boy. Write CSS OR LESS and hit save. Up city streets, down country roads Yeah I can get you where you need to go Crank the music and the tone gets real good Climb in my bed and I'll take you for a ride Dan Hicks – How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away. In the woods or right up town Funny country lines: He’s on the dance floor yelling “Freebird”, Singing off pitch but he knows every word, 14. Grabbing mud and slinging up some red dirt !function(t,e,r){var n,s=t.getElementsByTagName(e)[0],i=/^http:/.test(t.location)? Rodney Carrington – Dancing with a Man. The country genre is filled with lyrical geniuses like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and George Strait. While you have songs in other genres with guys crooning about their ladies missing their sweet kisses and thoughtful words, Buck Owens lays it down like it is. It’s sweet when a guy misses their lady, but that kind of depends on the circumstances. There are the grittier "Hard Workin’ Man"-like anthems that tell the sweaty tale of getting up every morning to “do it all over again.” 'Cause I'm a country boy I'm a country boy, I got a four-wheel drive Anything but Sue! Here’s another misleading title. Funny country lines: And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’, Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’ and money ain’t everythin’, 5. This pun-tastic song isn’t about what you think, though. Let me know when we're getting close The only two things in life that make it worth livin’ Is guitars to tune good and firm feelin’ women I don’t need my name in them marquis lights I got my song and i got you with me tonight Maybe it’s time we got back to the basics of love Let’s go to luckenbach,.. The beauty of this song is a combination of its tune, its lyrics, and the masterful way Johnny Cash performs it. And while Billy has his beer goggles on, he ends up dancing with a suspicious looking lady. Funny country lines: I’ve talked to your mother and I’ve talked to your dad, They say they’ve tried but it’s all in vain, I’ve begged and I’ve pleaded, I even got mad. Yeah, I'm a country boy, I got a four-wheel drive Climb in my bed and I'll take you for a ride Lexique des Pas Country et Line dance; Revue de presse; Diplômes et Récompenses obtenus; PACE (Projet ACtion Educative) Carte de visite; Liens Clubs et Partenaires; Contact; ASTUCES Habillement et Travaux Manuels Country; ASTUCES INFORMATIQUE ; Cliquez sur YouTube pour voir nos vidéos. Why is this song on the list at all? Below, we’ve compiled some of the best funny country songs you’ll ever hear. Follow @genius Which of these hilarious country songs struck a chord with you? Funny country lines: I got all choked up and I threw down my gun, Called him my Pa, and he called me his son, And I come away with a different point of view, And if I ever have a son, I think I’m gonna name him…. He goes through life being a tough guy to compensate for his feminine name until one day, he comes face to face with the man who’s responsible for giving him this godawful name. It’s a story all too many married folk know so well. Up city streets, down winding roads Ah, I'm just a country boy Back in the day, praying for a loved one to stop being gay would have been a common practice. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 'Cause I'm a country boy Yeah, I can get you where you want to go Below, we’ve compiled some of the best funny country songs […] Funny country lines: Who’s gonna bring you your breakfast in bed who’s gonna whisper goodnight, Who’s gonna keep you warm as toast on those cold winter nights, And who’s gonna be your puppy dog when I’m a thing of the past, 8. [Chorus] HOT SONG: Jennifer Lopez & Maluma – "Pa Ti" - LYRICS; My old trucks still running good My ticker's ticking like they say it should I got supper in the oven, a good woman's loving And one more day to be my little kid's dad Lord, knows I'm a lucky man. Well, Patsy shows us that you can love someone for who they are. //